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Illegal RAT RESCUE?????

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  ELDER RENLUND and some other BOMB General authorities entered the LBRM!  I'm STUFFED. Spiritually. And physically.  Torchys queso is the GOAT.  So is Elder Renlund.  Sister Renlund got called "HOOCHEE" by her husband. Reminds me of Alan Jackson CHATTAHOOCHEE!!!!!! The WHOLE LBRM gathered in front of the temple to sing the EFY medley.   Describe that in one word??????? POWERFUL.  Anyone see the LSU hype video?? Angel Moroni made it at the 1 minute mark. Pretty SWAG if you ask me!  Look out for NOVEMBER 5TH.  All 3 Bass kids are gettin DUNKED!  So excited for all of them!  An absolute BONUS?????? Their grandpa, a RETURNING MEMBER, got his temple recommend and will be able to perform the baptism and confirmation!!!  This week I was studying the sacrament prayers. I noticed that there are two sentences taken out of the blessing of the water. It got me thinking. As we take the bread, we are making a covenant that we will not ...

Another week agatha dub.

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  APs made us ride our BIKES to do Free Jesus Books "with them"  Little did we know they dropped us with signs and media and left us. Thanks alot!!! Called them to talk about missionary work...  Turned into us ordering them food and when they walked in their food was out.  That's what I call FINE DINING!!!!!! Last lunch.  R.I.P Elder Groom :((((((  This week wraps up my 3rd transfer!!!!  Me and Sister Danielson are staying squadded up here in Denham Springs!!!  Made a Plan of Salvation board game to play with the 3 bass kids we are teaching!!  The Game of Life was a fun one!  Went with the district to do service.  This meant I was filling 600 ziplock bags full of raisins.  RAISIN PACKING MACHINES. Had the ward trunk or treat!!!  Got to dress up as Sister O'Neil!!!!!  Pre-wrapped 360 HOT DOGS!!!  I never want to touch a hot dog again.  My hands still smell like them.  Went an visited my angel bestie Sist...

Final Countdown.

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  An exacto knife to a wart on a toe???? Ask Elder Hom exactly how that felt. He can tell ya!!  Elder Groom successfully performed that surgery and cauterized the wound with a hot wrench!!!  Me next please I got some bunions you can take off!!!!!  Donnie Bozeman.  Former LSU defensive back.  In my ward.  OH YEAH!  He's got a whole room full of trophies and plaques from his prime time!!!  Mom can I get a rat?????  Went to a members house to visit and she runs a RAT RESCUE out of her house!!!  She said she feels left out because she's vegan... who's gonna tell her??????  R.I.P Princess Poppy.  Went and cleaned a hoarders house!!  Yeah we didn't get too far...  We can now see her counter top tho!!!  Great use of 2 and a half hours!!!!  Got to throw it back this week and go to activity days!!!!!  I absolutely dominated in musical chairs!!!  Don't worry mom I let the little girls win!  Mention...

I bleed white.

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  I think I lived my moms life long dream... ROACHES crawling up my arms and legs.  I moved a single box in someone's back yard and two went up my leg and I had one crawl all the way up to my SHOULDER. Yeah I can book my flight home now.  Jk I gotta go back to that lady's house twice next week. YAY.  Dad guess what?! Imma be a better biker than you when I get home! I mean like not actually because i will NEVER ride 200 miles by my own free will but 30 miles of biking with roads that have ZERO shoulder will have to do. I was absolutely THRIVING but i think I gave my companion PTSD from that trip.  Biking down some ghetto streets and saw this guy absolutely JAMMIN to some gospel music and singing into a microphone!  ENCORE! ENCORE! ENCORE!!!!!  Rolled up and this man had a massive beer belly with a tank top that said "welcome to the gun show"   I think we were in the wrong place... He was living his best life in his 420 bucket hat covered in we...

"Is this what we have come to?" -Shirley

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  People think I'm WEIRD with how I eat my cereal? Think again. My comp dips her cookies in WATER.  Juanita calling Bobby out for not getting baptized every other sentence. "Man that temple is beautiful"- "you can go inside if you get BAPTIZED"  "Bobby, I'm just waiting for you to use that little brain of yours to get baptized so that I can be with you forever "  Juanita KNOWS the blessings of baptism and also the temple!!!  Counting all the current temples, the ones being built, the ones in pre-construction, and the EIGHTEEN that were announced yesterday there will be 293 total temples!  Mom imma need some new temple puzzles!!!  The Lord is making it so easy for us to do temple work!  Sooo let's do it!! Right???? This weekend is the first time I have ever watched ALL 9.5 hours of General Conference and WOW. That's all I have to say :))  Exchanges with Sister O'Neil? An absolute party!!!! On our bikes all day? Uh YES PLEASE.  Watched a ...